Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

@rezzish thank you c:

@rezzish okie, no worries! Do you remember what model the keyboard was? I should've asked that while I had the chance addgdhffj

@rezzish also out of curiosity, was the Ouya actually any good at all? I can scarcely remember anything about it past the memes these days

@rezzish did the keyboard end up going to someone else? I hadn't heard back about how to pay or anything yet o:

Okay I think I'm lucid enough to realize I should take some nyquil and lay down

So, kids, remember, mask up, wash your hands, and take your fuckin vaccines and boosters, lest you be off to see my lady Titania early

not because of the 'vid mind you

@codl your majesty, sam troublemoney and their minions have seized the isle of koridai

not that I would. I only figured out that my right nostril was just try and needed recirculated mask air, and if poking it with a stick before then would've made me explode like a death star, that'd be like shooting the thermal exhaust port with another death star

"Hey [sis]!"
'Yeah?'
"Do you think I could disinfect myself by pouring peppermint schnapps up my nostrils?"
'Maybe? At least it'd clear you up'

Gundam puns about vague recollections of lists full of silly puns woo

Make up an eclipse phase character

Mine's Jamitov HIMEM, a pre-fall guy who uploaded himself to his powersuit, which still runs on a Cyrix mIII. A touch slow and longs for "the old days"

@maples i don't have a thinking face big enough for this

@Primo @dumpsterqueer@ondergrond.org oh, you thought of the piñata first, I have shamed my lady Titania

whom I am--not coincidentally--making a game about beating like a piñata

@dumpsterqueer@ondergrond.org it's how much you can beat out of them like a piñata

moth moth moth moth

baby baby baby baby

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

My right nostril feels like a giant flashing weak spot, like if someone poked it with a stick I'd spontaneously explode like the death star

Woke up with the sentence "my boyfriend says he's cooking up something, but all I see is him sauteing hot iron nails in a pan"

I feel like a video game protagonist who beat the final boss and spontaneously powered down to nothing for the next fight