Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

kobold wants to make you breakfast in bed

they shake you awake to ask for your help reaching stuff in the kitchen

wait fuck

Character idea: A randomass footsoldier became a paladin by pure accident. LIke they tripped and fell heart-first on some holy rock that them embedded itself in their chest and now they're stuck with all these holy powers and keep feeling a compulsive need to go right wrongs on society but they just want to go home and relax and eat pancakes

"I was on my way to get breakfast and I noticed that the laws of the lands were a little fascist, and, well, one thing led to another and I overthrew the government and installed a social democracy."

"But why though."

"I just wanted a good knight's sleep."

release her

at least half of the time it takes for me to do a Big Task is taken up working up the energy to even start it