Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

@heyheather that is such a mood z.z

@clarjon1 an ancient idol of the god Redeoh Sha'kk.

@GlitterDisaster Kerb! \o/

@GlitterDisaster aaa!

@GlitterDisaster is very good

Unrelated to all this, I remain easily distracted by lämp, so leave one lit if you just aren't in the mood for my mischief

@soft it's valid to be horny for hot dads, don't have to declare it a mortal weakness

But do not EVER sell or slaughter the gifted animal. Do not.

If times are dire and you resist the urge, I will come to your aid as a fellow caretaker

But the scorn of a fae burned is what turns the liminal sunset into the blackest night

Ofc I will still leave them with you because goats have a bad tendency to try and eat my mushroom cottage. But I'll help take care of them!

Also it's just horses, ponies, and I guess mules. Donkeys I am ambivalent on. A cow, goat, sheep, etc. will attract my love and care, and a gift of one will earn you reprieve for my adoration, which tbh is a smarter move than incurring my ire

"But Elfi," you ask, "why are you giving your secrets away?"

And all I will have to answer is, "because insomnia led me to think it was a good idea at the time."