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@Zwiebelprinz if Minfilia kicked half as much butt as Ms. Piggy, FFXIV would have gone very differently

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smol lesbians between 15-30cm can produce radio waves in the L-band (lesbiaband)

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"Collector's Log: Compass Moon, Third Day.

Yesterday, I encountered a strange glowing plant known by the locals as 'the fool's lure.' If only I had known its name ahead of time."

(pssst, this piece is available on my INPRNT, and they're having a sale!)

inprnt.com/gallery/dustyteacup

#art #MastoArt #illustration

@gavi Ace satyrs honestly sound like they'd be great friends, I am all for letting them embrace this

ngl though that sounds like a good timeline

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I had a dream last night that fantasy creatures existed in our world and as a result the fediverse had strange discourse regarding our fantasy world

My favorites include:
Discourse about how satyrs can be ace.
Advocacy against unicorn horn hunting.
People jealous that druids could become cats.
Witchcraft against politicians being a genuine threat and people making posts about how to do it only for it to treated kinda like piracy on here where bigger instances throw a tantrum about it sometimes.
Black market trading of illegal potions that made people turn into the gender they identify as.
The mermaid sex workers.
And the yearning to abandon capitalism and to frolic in the forest being so much more intense somehow.

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food 

I crave salad. I want to sink my teeth into some tasty greens

I vaguely recall them saying they'd also do Dracula's curse in the same vein, but the Simon's Quest remake was so mediocre everyone was like "god I hope not"

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This morning I dreamt that, bereft of ideas and desperate to get on the metroidvania train, Konami remade Simon's Quest

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As Easter gets closer, please remember and spread the words that lilies are DEADLY for cats. "The entire lily plant is toxic: the stem, leaves, flowers, pollen, and even the water in a vase. Eating just a small amount of a leaf or flower petal, licking a few pollen grains off its fur while grooming, or drinking the water from the vase can cause your cat to develop fatal kidney failure in less than 3 days." fda.gov/animal-veterinary/anim.

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@ziphi every day I hear about Starfox, I think about the girls Nintendo took from us

@typhlosion A very soft friend! would take to bed for warms

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