Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

"Hey [sis]!"
'Yeah?'
"Do you think I could disinfect myself by pouring peppermint schnapps up my nostrils?"
'Maybe? At least it'd clear you up'

Gundam puns about vague recollections of lists full of silly puns woo

Make up an eclipse phase character

Mine's Jamitov HIMEM, a pre-fall guy who uploaded himself to his powersuit, which still runs on a Cyrix mIII. A touch slow and longs for "the old days"

@maples i don't have a thinking face big enough for this

@Primo @dumpsterqueer@ondergrond.org oh, you thought of the piñata first, I have shamed my lady Titania

whom I am--not coincidentally--making a game about beating like a piñata

@dumpsterqueer@ondergrond.org it's how much you can beat out of them like a piñata

moth moth moth moth

baby baby baby baby

YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA

My right nostril feels like a giant flashing weak spot, like if someone poked it with a stick I'd spontaneously explode like the death star

Woke up with the sentence "my boyfriend says he's cooking up something, but all I see is him sauteing hot iron nails in a pan"

I feel like a video game protagonist who beat the final boss and spontaneously powered down to nothing for the next fight

Fever's back.

@welshpixie dang, I'm apparently mid-2018, I guess the gap between me leaving Twitter and coming here was longer than I thought

@proto I can't believe people thought Emma wasn't real

I mean she's pretty well transparent to the plot after she defects but still

@codl gosh is it because I woke up thinking how good bees are?

Series of synapses fired to remind me that I was in an IRC roleplay where these dweebs became four lesser horsemen of the apocalypse, each named after a random triviality

@D6016 I dare say old spud puppies deserve even more love!

@compufox a whole weekend? It only took his dad a few minutes with Lady Butterfly's distraction :V