Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

@codl john madden john madden aeiou

@root combination internet cafe and dessert-only dairy queen: "hot takes, cold cakes"

me: I should eat something substantial... (jokingly) or I can have ice cream for lunch
also me: ends up having leftover waffles with margarine, ice cream, and maple syrup on top

@neauoire aw shit yea

I came up with this off the cuff after getting up at 6 AM to move and clean, running purely on energy drinks, coffee, sugar, and prescription stimulants

help

Old Roommate: (opens door)
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Old Roommate:
Me:
Phone: (malo mart theme plays)

I wanna see a group split off from Greenpeace that call themselves the Buaku gang and actively attack climate change contributors in minecraft

@SophicLeech you're girl-shaped fae which is also very good c:

@cdmnky I made a little pyramid c:

Wordle 282 4/6

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⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜
⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

@D6016 do good girls get treats after tagging if they cooperate? Asking for a friend 🥺

Today I am very lesbian

girls

@cdmnky I'm already a moth, and I must squeak

*eeps for lämp*

@trysdyn yee, plus there are so many places in the world that are perfectly functional without DST already, though not all of them are doing the perma-DST the US is since its legal code is spaghetti

@river as one of the fae, these are both the same answer to me

@millenomi Took me until the end of the post to realize you were talking about the Xemnas fight and then it all hit me like the proverbial building

@rezzish yeah I'm feeling really bummed about that too, I might just... not at this point