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I guess Discord is never gonna fix the new Linux performance issues. It's utterly unusable for me at the moment because any time someone DMs me and their little bubble sliiiiides onto the sidebar, the entire app freezes for about 4 seconds.

Gosh I wish we all decided to fall in love with a brand that allowed third party clients, or at least didn't get so militant about stopping them that every 3pc I'd actually use has a giant warning on its readme saying "PEOPLE HAVE BEEN BANNED FOR THIS"

@clarfonthey I think I need the 500-level series to describe mine because my sex drive is itself faulty

@sharkNserg you know what you want? you wanna put a banging donk on it

video game porn title 

@Runner --hey wait a sec, this is just a sprite edit of kurovadis

App idea.

Barcode scanner that tells you if the product you scanned is currently the target of a worker's strike or a widely recognized boycott

Bedroom shitposting 

@SophicLeech: I'm gay for you
Me: and I'm gay for you
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you
Me: but I'm as gay for you as you are for me
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you
Me: but I'm gayer for you
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you!
Me: but that's physically impossible!
Sapph: but I'm gayer for you!
Me:
Sapph: darli--
Me: HELLO GORDON

I got mercilessly tickled for my hubris after that ;;

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Bedroom shitposting 

Me: I know what you wanna do
@SophicLeech: Hmm?
Me: play the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy F--mmf

If Medusa went Super Sayian would it be
Like this? Or like this?

Finally, I will never have to hear about smash again

Facebook's back up? Awwww.

*puts away the party hats and favours*

the new york times wants me to create a facebook account so I can sign in and view their article about facebook being down

majora's mask meme, affection 

I am going to smooch my wife @elfi there is no escape.

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