Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

your robot gf has spent the last 2 hours on the phone with her health insurance company trying to get them to pay for antivirus software

Your robot gf is a terrible, terrible cook but a legitimately pretty damn good baker, and she loves to bake for you because while she can’t eat the food she has 100 little ways to measure your reactions to it and god does she love paying too much attention to you

your robot gf has an audio file labeled snore.mp3 that she has been playing on repeat for the past 30 minutes and you’re not sure if this is part of her way of sleeping or if she’s just fucking with you

Your robot gf is loudly cursing by making radio static and feedback noises because the motor in her third arm doesn’t work right and keeps catching whenever she stretches and she stretches a lot

your robot gf is loudly saying “beep boop” instead of making actual robot noises cause she finds it really funny