Elfi, known bug enjoyer @elfi@pixie.town

Ofc I will still leave them with you because goats have a bad tendency to try and eat my mushroom cottage. But I'll help take care of them!

Also it's just horses, ponies, and I guess mules. Donkeys I am ambivalent on. A cow, goat, sheep, etc. will attract my love and care, and a gift of one will earn you reprieve for my adoration, which tbh is a smarter move than incurring my ire

"But Elfi," you ask, "why are you giving your secrets away?"

And all I will have to answer is, "because insomnia led me to think it was a good idea at the time."

Naturally I am not on good terms with kelpies

A good way to get me to leave and never return is to gift me a horse

I mean on one hand I'm thoroughly banished from the area
On the other you now have to take care of that horse yourself. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?

I just realized that to be one of the fae, you have to have an oddly specific weakness

And mine are horses. I will stay well clear if you have or are a horse. Consider yourself safe from mischief... FOR NOW

In bed, cuddling my haj, shitposting at 8 in the morning, and neither of the cats are here to smack my phone out of my hands and stop this madness

Me: *looks at the english language* wait, it's all dental fricatives?

Ketsuban: always has been 🔫

Me: starts making monster puns based on days of the week

Me: freezes on thursday

Me: goes into intense period of thought about what fucker decided it was a good idea to put a dental fricative into the days of the week

@viomi gotta get through gruesday, wendigosday...

@InvaderXan if you think about it, the big crunch is just the universe unwinding its stack

@aoife harpy birbday!

@InvaderXan I mean it's all fun and games until I restart the universe trying to experiment with the density one

@InvaderXan when I hear "absolute limits" I think "we aren't being creative enough, let's experiment"

Aaand this is why I shouldn't study theoretical physics

@GlitterDisaster yeeee, snickerdoodles are SO GOOD and I wanna make some!

so, uh, don't mind the tiny bitemarks in that one

moth... fluffy

I wanna hug a moth

@GlitterDisaster *offers a snickerdoodle*