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badly-formatted email quote, corpospeak quoted 

> From: Google Merchant Center <googlebase-noreply@google.com>
> Subject: Update to the Shopping ads dangerous products policy
>
> As of May 23, 2023, people will no longer be allowed to advertise products with a concentration of more than 10%
> sodium nitrite. This update to the dangerous products policy will help keep people safe – and applies to Shopping ads.

there must've been a wild story behind this... i do wonder

i also wonder why they decided to send me this email

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by implicit popular request (exaggerating somewhat), here's a version where you can choose several options.

the query this time: methods for girl-to-girl communication that you like?

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(she wrote this at the cishet psychologist and thought it was funny)

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what do you do when you got a really cute selfie but dont wanna spam all ur friends w it,,,

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boost with cw; zoom in carefully; coghaz meta 

@codicil open the parent post!

this is a good shirt :3

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a lot of emojis interspersed 

@annieversary . Hello :blobcat: annie :blobcateyes:​ Versary 👉 where might i find the :blobcatlisten:​ stemmy 📖 source 🐱‍💻 code❓

i would like it so the <audio>s sync on the song page

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nonsense 

GIF is the X.org of image formats

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it's always #TDoV on Fedi. only full-time dev on Mastodon other than Gargron and lead dev on Glitch? trans woman. lead dev of Akkoma? trans woman. GotoSocial? three-quarters of the core team are trans and/or enby. Calckey lead dev? they/he pronouns. one of the two editors and three of the five authors of the ActivityPub standard? trans and/or enby. dozens of other server, client, and tool Fediverse developers? trans. (including me.) and that's just the code side of things.

cis people: you are on our turf.

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I feel this poem penned a century ago is immediately pertinent today in so many ways, and for me in particular on #TDoV

zoe-translat.es/translations/g

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generic opinion unhaver #${~~(Math.random()*1e9)}

i just imagined what it'd be like to have my own posts on my feed all the time and now I think it's like hearing my own voice looped back from a mic

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silly and gay 

(talking with a bean) i'm not nearly as much bean as you are. one could almost say i'm... less-bean

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my feudal lord says I can have water this month if this post gets one boost. please boost this to help me get to one boost!

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