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spending longer finding the person's pronouns than writing the actual message

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using fancily-typed languages so much that i use : instead of = everywhere now

capitalism (complaint) 

new horrible thing I discovered today: marketing psychologist

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questionable parenting mention 

Thinking about how goop sells an aromatherapy spray called "Chill Child" for calming down kids, and imagining how many suburban kids got sprayed by their mom like a misbehaving cat

"i have every vanilla typing quirk" ~someone, probably

re: sarcasm 

i would like to clarify blobs don't have (external) genitals. the sarcasm was the "horny piece of shit" as i am not sure if the reader is indeed a "horny piece of shit"

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sarcasm 

blobs dont have gentials you horny piece of shit

pulling my shorts down so fast the friction with my skin hurts ;^;

aggressively recruiting my new friend into fedi

my deadname will forever be in the arctic code vault

@forever@fedi.nullob.si what if you subposted me

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⭐ < on þe one hand being a þerapist could be cool but also to me it just doesn't feel right to. Idk study psychology for þat. I mean I get it but. It feels off. But þen again þat's not really how I support people I don't use any Meþods and Strategies I just do normal friend stuff ⭐
⭐ And well I guess a lot of stuff a þerapist learns is like... just. Actual good tips and whatnot ⭐
⭐ But also þings like only having limited time in a session and whatnot. And to some extent doing it just for money ⭐
⭐ I dont even mind if þey're strangers, really ⭐
⭐ But like literally working like 8 hours or someþing might take away too much emotional energy from even me and at least currently if I am out of it I am Out ⭐

oh my not having discord open most of the day has made it significantly better. no more getting distracted by silly conversations constantly, the matrix people i'm around seem to be usually more ontopic

and fedi still has plenty of shitposting, but slower so i don't have to constantly look to keep up. just whenever i want and there's almost always only like 10 notifications max and usually less

bad bad misinfo, lewd 

step one: pour alcohol on a boob
step two: make incision at top of same boob
step three: put peltier heater in silicon mold, wait for it to dry
step four: put bandaid on until its dried
step five: rip that bandaid off and stick the petlier heater in there
step six: immediately repeat for other boob. you can put a band aid on both of them once you are done.

oh by the way this is very safe for you as long as you reach orgasm only after completing the operation. the extra NATURAL pain blocking is required for this.

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