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questionable parenting mention 

Thinking about how goop sells an aromatherapy spray called "Chill Child" for calming down kids, and imagining how many suburban kids got sprayed by their mom like a misbehaving cat

"i have every vanilla typing quirk" ~someone, probably

@Dee oki. happy dees are good for dee, so i mak sur `dee: happy`

@Dee do you require human to communicate with

selfie ec 

@AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe 🥺🥺

@tomxcd@mastodon.coffee can you help me calm down this lil blob?

re: sarcasm 

i would like to clarify blobs don't have (external) genitals. the sarcasm was the "horny piece of shit" as i am not sure if the reader is indeed a "horny piece of shit"

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re: sarcasm 

@root@moth.zone oh no

@tomxcd@mastodon.coffee hi animexcd activitypub

sarcasm 

blobs dont have gentials you horny piece of shit

pulling my shorts down so fast the friction with my skin hurts ;^;

aggressively recruiting my new friend into fedi

trans, positive? 

@Dee i agree you not getting murdered is good. i am happy the dee is still alive.

my deadname will forever be in the arctic code vault

@meganeko@miaow.gay hopefully-not-dismissive reminder to cw next time

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