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screenreader unfriendly probably 

@zkat okay, i will proceed to go back to reading your posts when someone boosts them

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screenreader unfriendly probably 

@zkat you have ended up on my timeline. i will now show you nix:

ckie@cookiemonster ~ -> nix-shell -p nodejs-16_x

[nix-shell:~]$ node -v
v16.15.0

[nix-shell:~]$
exit
ckie@cookiemonster ~ -> nix-shell -p nodejs-12_x
these 3 paths will be fetched (20.11 MiB download, 95.55 MiB unpacked):
/nix/store/4xsdry5dxx7dz2m6byg7gsdapq6j2h6k-icu4c-68.2
/nix/store/aakd4293fm9pl61kgr01l4prp5j8p6vf-nodejs-12.22.12
/nix/store/l2j4qrk6bnw2gvsmpnn1d438h6fcir2y-icu4c-68.2-dev
copying path '/nix/store/4xsdry5dxx7dz2m6byg7gsdapq6j2h6k-icu4c-68.2' from 'cache.nixos.org'...
copying path '/nix/store/l2j4qrk6bnw2gvsmpnn1d438h6fcir2y-icu4c-68.2-dev' from 'cache.nixos.org'...
copying path '/nix/store/aakd4293fm9pl61kgr01l4prp5j8p6vf-nodejs-12.22.12' from 'cache.nixos.org'...

[nix-shell:~]$ node -v
v12.22.12

[nix-shell:~]$

weird sarcasm i dont really understand either 

@straw@socks.pinnoto.org very well. i'm happy you're no longer repeating your ex-wife's great jokes. this will be good for you.

bad bad misinfo, lewd 

step one: pour alcohol on a boob
step two: make incision at top of same boob
step three: put peltier heater in silicon mold, wait for it to dry
step four: put bandaid on until its dried
step five: rip that bandaid off and stick the petlier heater in there
step six: immediately repeat for other boob. you can put a band aid on both of them once you are done.

oh by the way this is very safe for you as long as you reach orgasm only after completing the operation. the extra NATURAL pain blocking is required for this.

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free $10 life hack install peltier boob heaters.

@straw@socks.pinnoto.org please inform me once you boost china less so i can turn your boosts back on

mei 🌒& boosted

@ckie Oh, I guess you could stay up until 5 am to fix it. That’s what I’d do, but I’m not a functional or responsible person so you might wanna not listen to me.

@forever@toot.site forever growing booba? that's so poggers omg

sinking so deep into the music that it's making me look around to make sure none of the beats are sneaking up on me.

@Dee well, you see. usually i last 15-16 hours but today i am already getting pretty sleepity sleep at 12 hours

@Dee my nix code is still angry at me though

@Dee i have apparently been awake for 11 hours and 58 minutes. that is time

brain. now that i have posted this i am not sure if it is a Good Funny ShitPost. is it?

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@Dee wow that's so funny Dee-human ha ha ha so laugh i should sleep

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