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“Cave Johnson here. Friendly reminder that Aperture employees living prior to the legalization of gay marriage are invited to use our Aperture Science Temporal Matrimony Pod in order to travel to the future with your same-sex partner and get married there. Employees from the future who wish to return to a time before gay people being able to marry are also welcome to use the pod and we’ll make sure to send you to an era well before gay marriage. I’m thinking maybe Late Cretacesous.”

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if you wanna be a cute girl

you can just

be a cute girl.

but more importantly, you are worthy of love whether or not you choose to be cute and/or girl ❤️💕

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Realistically speaking, utopias would probably look a bit grubby and lived-in, especially if we're talking about low-key, actually achievable utopias as opposed to chrome and food pills.

That's the side-effect of making an actually liveable society, people are gonna live in it, and leave stains, scuffmarks, wear, tear and grafitti behind.

Still greatly prefer "engage" over "consume" when talking about media. We don't effing eat books.

If anyone is able to help or give me information, I'm looking for a completely legit and totally-not-pirated study guide for A+ certification for IT job stuff!

🚫 "autistic people are emotionally detached"

:be_cool: "living in a hostile society has forced a lot of autistics to mask and/ or shut down for our own safety"

plural folk are cool

non human folk are cool

trans folk are cool

Hey if you're heat-insecure this winter make sure to DM me. I can't do much but I know how to keep you and your pets from freezing to death. I've lived outside.
Long and short:
Insulate your floors and walls with cardboard/blankets.
Stay in the smallest room of your house, all of you.
Put a flower pot on chopsticks over a candle, makes a super good heater that doesn't use up too much oxygen. Make a few.
Only drink hot drinks. If hot water is weird, drink teas. Caffeine will make you colder.

the correct way to carry a yinglet, as we all know, is inside a duffel bag

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