Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

@AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe

hi puppy!! 🐶 I hope you've been a good lil doggo today!! what a cute lil pupper 🥺 aww!! cutie!! I'll rub your tummy! you're such a good puppy wow 🥺❤️

you know what?? fuck you!! *punches your teeth into next week, leaving you all gummy and weird for a whole ass seven days, before they reappear violently in your mouth all jagged and crooked and fucked up and facing the wrong way*

Every day you feel just a little less human...
Every night you find your desires are a little more insatiable...

How much longer will you last like this?

thinking about what outdated derisive terms for homosexual behavior should be brought back because now they actually sound kinda cool

smoking pole comes to mind

"yeah, I smoke pole. all i can get."

communism is when kobolds yip at each other and the more kobolds are yipping the more communism it is

*zap* good girl.

Anyone at #CVQCon2022 who is going to have attended the Sburb Emulator Development talk yesterday should steer clear. The devs accidentally glitched part of their demo session into mainstream time and now everything I touch is getting entered into this "captchalogue" system and disappearing ;_; Super inconvenient ;_;

oh. it's getting chilly. *stretches you out until you're long and elastic and wraps you around my neck as a scarf*