Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

this guy on a bike was riding by blasting some super upbeat and cheery reggaeton on his Bluetooth speaker, and the guy on the track said "we would like to offer.... our deepest condolences... to those affected by the tragedies of 9/11..." before the music became even brighter and happier

I'm not racist at all, actually. In fact, I used to have a white coworker who once let me take a sip out of his can of monster energy

forget the alamo 💀

girls are always asking me "hey Val, will you cut me up into little pieces and dump my remains in the Charles River?" and I'm getting SICK of it

Tired and cozypilled
Anti caffeine action

Refusing to drink coffee is praxis
Never wake up, always stay sleepy

"So-called" "free thinkers" when they "haven't" had their "coffee" yet

the dishwasher: i frew up :(

"You say this country is free, but when I jack off in a polling booth it's public indecency!" - Dennis Prager

Girl Scritching for Enterprise™