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- mid 20s
- Profile Icon:
- an eclipse from the game Wandersong
- Banner:
- a wideshot from the game Blinx the Time Sweeper. I lost the source for it and I'm very sad about it :(
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Joined May 2020
Silly lewd
trans girls trying to see if they can still get an erection
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gross
the dishwasher: i frew up :(
Refusing to drink coffee is praxis
Never wake up, always stay sleepy
"So-called" "free thinkers" when they "haven't" had their "coffee" yet
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pol, shitpost, nsfw
"You say this country is free, but when I jack off in a polling booth it's public indecency!" - Dennis Prager
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Girl Scritching for Enterprise™
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girls scritching each other, as a treat
Parallel play is when you all sit in the same room and post simultaneously
Multi Girl Posting
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type of guy who's a wifebro
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girls girls girls
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melee is on a higher plane than sex 
Shitposting is when you post on the toilet
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Freudian slip & slide
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performance art where I go up on a stage and scream into the microphone: "Okay Google!!! Open e621.net!!!"
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lewd, real
yeah I'm a service top. I'll top you and then show love as an act of service by fixing the toilet you broke with your cute fat ass
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sex shitpost, also Seattle Mariners
look, I DON'T cum. I'm ace!! it just doesn't happen that often! imagine being cishet though?? having to cum EVERY time Castillo strikes out a batter??? that's not booing you're hearing, it's the sound of a bunch orgasms in the stands. (Mariners fans are immune to this effect!)
let's go Mariners!!!
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sex shitpost, Seattle Mariners
look, I can cum from some tender loving intimacy. but the CISHETS?? THEY can only cum when the Seattle Mariners' pinch-hitter scores a run! What a SAD way to have sex!!!!
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sex meta joke, Seattle Mariners I guess???
hitting it from the back until you're hitting that mfing BOOST button!! boost this toot!! let's go Mariners!!
- age:
- mid 20s
- Profile Icon:
- an eclipse from the game Wandersong
- Banner:
- a wideshot from the game Blinx the Time Sweeper. I lost the source for it and I'm very sad about it :(
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Joined May 2020
