you, a computer pervert: haha I use RISC-V! something something ARM!!
me, a computer pervert: I literally just tore a chunk out of this board and took a chisel to this IC. also I got literal battery acid on my hands (real)
*bending this part back* so basically, you want to pull this back.... it takes some effort, but when it *crack!* yeah like that, when it cracks like a hazelnut, you know you're on the right track
packing a tower desktop full of mud and grit and dirt and sand and rocks because I'm doing my absolute very best to "touch computers" but I'm already a grass toucher
I’m undermining trust in open source dependencies by writing ascii ritual circles in all your code that convert your computer power into spiritual power for all of my gay little spells