Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

random office worker or official: *looks at the sun* dude I looked at the sun

girls online: you fucking fool. how embarrassing for you. do you have any brain cells left. do you even value your eyes? this is so indicative of the kinds of behavior of the privileged capitalist class, the perceived immunity to any form of harm that could come your way because you're protected by a system that will care for you should ill effects ever—

me: *looks at the sun* dude I looked at the sun

girls online: omg babe.... it's okay sweetie, oh sweetheart, oh babe.... oh dear, you're so pretty and right all the time... shh it's okay, just rest your eyes, go ahead and lay your head in my lap.... ...can I smell you btw

You are legally obligated to appreciate me (a bat) and any other bats you know today uwu

gold morning :) *turns you into a pillar of precious metals*

highly compatible women thousands of miles away piloting you remotely, controlling your every move with a jack directly into your brain stem that feeds you cute, sweet romantic yuri and images of incredible gender

Homestuck

*discovering empathy*
"So I hear there's this weird supernatural ability that lets you know what others are feeling"

i love installing files

weather report: it's bright and holy out there and deliverance is upon us this morning. one thousand angels bearing one thousand blades descend from the heavens. the sky splits open to the sound of chorus and trumpeting. expect light showers in the northeast and winds of 10-15 mph today. visibility is fair

life would be so much simpler if I were a sardine

girl who's too warm 4 girl who's too cold

kobold psyop