you know what?? fuck you!! *punches your teeth into next week, leaving you all gummy and weird for a whole ass seven days, before they reappear violently in your mouth all jagged and crooked and fucked up and facing the wrong way*

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 17, 2022, 01:36

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 17, 2022, 01:36

Oct 17, 2022, 01:36

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

Hi girls in my computer
Y'all are cute
That's all
there is to say on the matter

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 17, 2022, 00:36

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**The mare of your dreams** @iama@thicc.horse · Oct 17, 2022, 00:36

Oct 17, 2022, 00:36

The mare of your dreams @iama@thicc.horse

Lewd corruption

Every day you feel just a little less human...
Every night you find your desires are a little more insatiable...

How much longer will you last like this?

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 16, 2022, 22:50

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**⟨ | TakeV | ⟩** @TakeV@solarpunk.moe · Oct 16, 2022, 22:50

Oct 16, 2022, 22:50

⟨ | TakeV | ⟩ @TakeV@solarpunk.moe

But her aim is getting better!

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 16, 2022, 21:29

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**Mx. H. Wren D'Arcy** @hexwren@lesbian.solutions · Oct 16, 2022, 21:29

Oct 16, 2022, 21:29

Mx. H. Wren D'Arcy @hexwren@lesbian.solutions

thinking about what outdated derisive terms for homosexual behavior should be brought back because now they actually sound kinda cool

smoking pole comes to mind

"yeah, I smoke pole. all i can get."

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 16, 2022, 21:26

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 16, 2022, 21:26

Oct 16, 2022, 21:26

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

Shitpost, pol? idk lol

Stanislav Petrov saved the world by telling his boss to go fuck himself

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 15, 2022, 21:24

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 15, 2022, 21:24

Oct 15, 2022, 21:24

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

Cursed, homestuck

Text overlay courtesy of this
https://social.illegalpornography.com/@BestGirlGrace/108790866290810553

Show thread

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 15, 2022, 21:23

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 15, 2022, 21:23

Oct 15, 2022, 21:23

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

Cursed, homestuck

Wow! Cool Horse!

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**Understars 🌌** · Oct 15, 2022, 19:47

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**Temperance 🤲** @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions · Oct 15, 2022, 19:47

Oct 15, 2022, 19:47

Temperance 🤲 @vultureculture@lesbian.solutions

*zap* good girl.

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 15, 2022, 18:03

**Understars 🌌** @Blinxbat@pixie.town · Oct 15, 2022, 18:03

Oct 15, 2022, 18:03

Understars 🌌 @Blinxbat@pixie.town

@thufie
It's what I'm here for :P

**Understars 🌌** · Oct 15, 2022, 00:23

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**bird girl** @autumnal@hackers.town · Oct 15, 2022, 00:23

Oct 15, 2022, 00:23

bird girl @autumnal@hackers.town

misinformation/counterfactual

Anyone at #CVQCon2022 who is going to have attended the Sburb Emulator Development talk yesterday should steer clear. The devs accidentally glitched part of their demo session into mainstream time and now everything I touch is getting entered into this "captchalogue" system and disappearing ;_; Super inconvenient ;_;