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thinking about what outdated derisive terms for homosexual behavior should be brought back because now they actually sound kinda cool

smoking pole comes to mind

"yeah, I smoke pole. all i can get."

Shitpost, pol? idk lol 

Stanislav Petrov saved the world by telling his boss to go fuck himself

communism is when kobolds yip at each other and the more kobolds are yipping the more communism it is

misinformation/counterfactual 

Anyone at #CVQCon2022 who is going to have attended the Sburb Emulator Development talk yesterday should steer clear. The devs accidentally glitched part of their demo session into mainstream time and now everything I touch is getting entered into this "captchalogue" system and disappearing ;_; Super inconvenient ;_;

weird and cartoony at reader 

oh. it's getting chilly. *stretches you out until you're long and elastic and wraps you around my neck as a scarf*

???, weird body horror at reader 

I'm sick of this
*spins you around and unravels your skin, revealing an endoskeleton made of several articulated glass bottles, rubber bands, and little paper tabs*
how embarrassing

??? ???, body horror? 

you're lucky kid, smile!! *takes your teeth out of your mouth and rolls them as dice*
wow! all ones! well, never said it was good luck! hahaha

????? at reader, weird violence 

fuck you fuck you fuck you *throws a big metal ball into your torso, shattering your body into millions of shards of painted ceramic*
and STAY OUT

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