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violence sorta? at reader 

*bites you and doesn't let go*

Lewd, Shitpost 

Sucking dick to "GTA 4 Multiplayer: Commence The Meeting of "The Byeahs" (2013) by Jerma985

livetooting capitalism, sex 

I'm developing an open source alternative to #sucking #dick rn

:gay_weed: shitpost (cursed) 

I think jerma is cute tbh
I wanna pet him like a catboy
He's a fuckin himbo :3

Furry, Kink, Question 

@iama
Extremely a thing yeah

#feditips I'm actually allowed to pick you up in my hands and roll you like dice. If you land in a position that's favorable, I'll keep you in my shirt pocket and take you on adventures with me. Otherwise, I'll re-roll you several times, and if I don't achieve the outcome I'm hoping for, I'll put you in a little box for timeout.

every polycule has the person who knows a different amount about homestuck than everyone else

Vulture post, body horror, assumes reader's genitals 

I love you. Bless you. *squeezes the cum out of your erect dick like a toothpaste tube, leaving it totally flat*

#feditips Vulture can have many girlfriends. you could even potentially be one of them

Posting at the behest of the great knife girl Vulture "Posting" Culture

I'm doing my part!

open for hooh hoowaa hoo whoa hawaa 

hooh hoowaa hoo whoa hawaa heeh huwowowow hooh hee hoowaa hooh

free threat 

when I get my hands on you, I'm gonna rattle every single one of your bones loose from your body

food prep @ reader, alo knifeplay??? 

@vultureculture
Oh heck ok!!!! carves u up nice and cute!! (Horny???)

my human won't let me lick its armpits. literally 1984 💭🐈‍⬛

food prep @ reader 

@vultureculture
Can I bake u into a pie (chaste)?

Karen you insoluble zygote. Release me from the bagel dimension at once! 😠

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