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@thufie ⚠️​ homestuck has breached containment ⚠️​

"down bad for confetti," I say, tossing the contents of the office paper shredder around the room

@vultureculture
Gently places a smooth obsidian stone on your tongue and softly moves your chin up to close your mouth (chaste)

Telling girls I love them because I do
(I am homosexual)

type of girl who has put a bomb in your silly little computer (it's me. baboom, baby)

Homestuck, cognitohazard 

♠️🪣

(I warned you dawg)

mh- but like jokey 

Having a mental breakdown to Jerma videos is trans culture

envision a bunch of kobolds in the same room right now

violence at reader 

you CAN'T tell me to stop right now, that's ableist! I'm *literally* stimming right now! stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you stabs you

shitpost, homestuck 

@SigmaOne@toot.party @thufie
:33 < pawhaps u have a pawblem :PP

Sharp teeth are good.

Sharp teeth are very, very good

you, a computer pervert: haha I use RISC-V! something something ARM!!

me, a computer pervert: I literally just tore a chunk out of this board and took a chisel to this IC. also I got literal battery acid on my hands (real)

anyway we are not the same

*bending this part back* so basically, you want to pull this back.... it takes some effort, but when it *crack!* yeah like that, when it cracks like a hazelnut, you know you're on the right track

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doing computer pervert things right now (fucking up this HDD with sharp implements)

*chews on your power cables* mmmm yum yum yum yum yum!!! incredible flavor chef, nice work

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