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*posts actionable threats as a funny joke*
:3c

boost if youre love hugging ur blahaj or ur a lebsian

Who said the sonic movie was good
I just wanna talk

I am staring romantically into my robot gf's display during a quiet, happy night in.

"I love how you can read CD-ROMs," I say admiringly. "It's like magic."

"You nerd, those are so outdated," she giggles, projecting a blush.

"Floppy disks?" I offer, earning an affectionate swat. Encouraged, I add, "And I love how you catch salmon with your big, strong hands, right out of the river."

Her expression sours, and I realize too late: Once again, I've confused robots with bears. A rookie mistake.

If I had a nickel for every time a furry video game character designed by Naoto Ohshima got kissed by a human princess in their games, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

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