So, I'm working on a cursed mashup. I think I'd like to sneak in as much of Smash Mouth's All Star into The Wellerman as possible without changing the tune of The Wellerman.

Here's a sample, I'd love to see what other folks come up with:

There was a ship that put to sea
and the name of that ship was the billy o tea
the winds blew up her bow dipped down
oh blow me bully boys blow!

soon may the wellerman come
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
soon may the wellerman come
you'll never know if you don't go

She had not been two weeks from shore
When down on her, a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
You'll never shine if you don't glow

hey now, you're an all star
get your game on
go play
hey now you're rock star
get the show on
get paid

Before the boat had hit the water
You're bundled up now wait till you're older
The meteor men, beg to differ,
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture

soon may the wellerman come
your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
soon may the wellerman come
you'll never know if you don't go