Google: your netbook is from 2016 and therefore we will no longer give you security updates until you buy a new computer from us

me: ok I will buy a Steam Deck

Valve: uhhhhh gimme like 3 more months

ok hackers you have 3 months to find a ChromeOS zero day and force me to stop using computer

it's wild to me that my next portable computer will have 16 times the storage capacity and a CPU that's 300x faster

a feature where you get notified when you can no longer receive security updates until you buy a new computer

#mastodev

it's not like there's some CPU architecture change that means the computer can no longer run the new software

it's not like they're going to stop compiling the software to run on intel processors every time there's a new version

it's literally just Google not wanting to allow me to install security updates

thinking about how crazy this is

my newest Windows PC came with Windows 8 (not 8.1)

that puts it at at least 9 years old, 50% older than my netbook

the only reason I can't install Windows 11 on it (thank goodness) is that I don't have a TPM chip on my motherboard

so there's an actual hardware reason that I can't update

and yet Microsoft still gives me free Windows updates

Google Chrome still happily runs the latest version on my 9 year old Windows PC

and yet Google can't find a way to allow me to download security updates on my computer that runs only their code

google.com/chromebook/device/a

This page is Google's advertisement for the computer that they told me is "too old to receive security updates".

There is no mention of the fact that the computer is "too old to receive security updates" on the webpage telling you to purchase the computer.

This computer is newer than my Windows PC

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@ben "Nah, the shitshow of Android updates isn't Google fault, it's the fault of vendors and carriers, nothing Google can do about it" suddenly looking a whole lot less credible

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