fuck does anyone want a bunch of pink fountain pen ink? you can come collect it from my desk-size mousepad
@f0x i'll get the squeegee and a round-trip ticket
@f0x the blood of pixies
@elfi their sacrifice will make for some great colored writing :>>
@f0x just kidding we're probably full of cyanoglobin, why else would we be allergic to iron
@f0x *looks at cu2o* wait shit
oh wow, bunch of spraying and some rubbing and it's all gone, whew