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Subways are just metal worms that happen not to digest people.
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@satanskrapfen lately not, i feel relatively... half-digested then spit up
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@wirehead Hm, half digested? Apparently the subway didn't like the flavour of the gay, huh?
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@satanskrapfen it was allergic to coconut
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@wirehead ...but are you S U R E about that?