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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

"ketamine is the opium of the masses" -karl "B.J." marx

since I started HRT, I'm coming to really appreciate how copper and manganese sound. but I guess it's kind of a stereotype for me to be getting into transition metal

that boy you bullied in high school? he's somebody's hot trophy wife now. think about that

BORN TO PLANT 🌱
PROPERTY IS A FUCK 💣
鬼神 Reap Em All 1997
I am trash girl
410,757,864,530 DEAD NIMBYS

wishing you three consecutive scores for your loved ones on this very happy St. Hat Trick's Day

I'm the president of being a hot fuckin babe

I'm the sleepiest woman in this bed. and with your help, we could change that

I ride by a suburban utility vehicle everyday on my way to work and it has a recycle sticker on the back which really sums up liberal environmentalism. Unnecessary excess while telling people to do their part by doing actions that are basically performative.

an important part of making music is not making music and instead reading about theory and listening to jazz

she mixo on my lydian til I augmented fourth