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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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so what happened last time is that I used it in a post, someone who's black said "this word is a racist dogwhistle," and I learned about it then and haven't used it since. and then a bunch of white folks we don't federate with anymore said "no it's not" or "that doesn't matter" and made a big Thing out of it rather than just finding a better word to use
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friendly reminder to maybe not use "based" if you're not black
last time we talked about this, you would've thought you were telling people they couldn't read Harry Potter (they acted the same way)
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i would kill to see some of the unhinged code that elon musk has supposedly written
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nature is so fucking dirty and violent and disgusting. and that's why it attracts nasty little freaks like me
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oh, that's right, I never actually told any of you what the "culture" of "vulture culture" represents. it's about aspiring to be a fucking loser (very positive). hope this helps!
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literally Do Not make fun of the chipped nail polish that's LITERALLY my bisexual culture you're talking about
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caught an exception but the exception is a single shrimp doing its best
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snail rodeo snail rodeo snail rodeo
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Vulture Fact: Apologies and congratulations! I'm your girlfriend now. Good for you! So sorry about this!
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I'm polyamorous because if I'm awake and not receiving affection, my body turns back into a cloud of stardust and returns to the night sky. I'm a creature of the cosmic ether kept coherent and tangible solely by the power of true love
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trans girl hiding behind blahaj is truly the facebook cis guy in truck with wraparound sunglasses of the fediverse
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OH: *pained groaning* I'm gonna get big and round so I can crush capitalism.
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horny post
how to cure horny 2023 solved
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breaking news: i'm really attractive
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bugs, bad
they call it the world wide web because of the writhing pit full of spiders at the bottom of your home timeline
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the queers are already armed. im so tired and i can't afford any more ammo. when are the rest of yall getting guns
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*picking another flower off your head* of course you have bloom hair and pronouns
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horny
going up to my "asexual top" sign and flipping the smaller sign underneath that now says "open for business" (the other side said "thinking about Bionicle")
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what the fuck is she talking about
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
