Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

staring contest (chaste)
blinking is a heterosexual activity

sure they say the breadsticks are unlimited, but after a certain amount they start throttling the speed

merry pissmas #pissing

type of girl who's angles and edges and sharp faces and only the most razor-thin arcs and waves

Vulture Culture's new genders for 2023:

low femme
mud butch
laser girl
washing woman (classic! back in stock!)
razordyke
hammerhead shark in a suit
prismatic woman

drugs 🤝 education
being able to change your subjective consciousness

someone: "You're really cute but I'm gonna be honest your mannerisms make me feel like I'm talking to a kid on GaiaOnline circa 2010s and it's really off-putting..."

me: "i'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment" *blocks them everywhere lmaosies*

i wanna pin this quote to my chest like a badge of honor

happy ace attorney day

type of guy who snorts his cholesterol medication

your girlfriend is my boyfriend (fae's genderfluid)

Girlclock

hammerhead blahaj

the nap zapper (I zap you and you get a little rest)

u r a qt ❤️

heyyyyooooo

hey you're really aesthetically pleasing but the very foundation of the way you go about communicating with other human beings, as fundamentally social animals, i find to be personally distasteful and i'm gonna insult you about it

like it's not an exaggeration to call my "mannerisms" what they are -- the core of my being

if humans are social animals

and our survival over many millennia has been due to this

it could be said that our most important feature is the ability to communicate and socialize

i know that's certainly my favorite hobby

so like... telling someone the way they neurodivergently communicate is wrong is... mean

you're basically telling them there's something wrong with them fundamentally

↖️ this girl can be kissed! wow!

accidentally misgendering someone by assigning them randomized neopronouns