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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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had a dream I shoplifted some cute socks for my girlfriend. not unlike the reality where I shoplifted some socks for my girlfriend
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modular synths are nonbinary i will not elaborate
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password manager copypasta, long
The password manager knows what your password is at all times. It knows this because it knows what it isn’t. By subtracting what it is from what it isn’t, or what it isn’t from what it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The password generation subsystem uses deviations to generate random passwords to get your password from what it is to what it isn’t, and arriving at one it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, what it is, is now what it wasn’t, and it follows that the password that it was, is now the password that it isn’t. In the event that the password that it is is not the password that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between what the password is, and what it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the password generator. However, the manager must also know what it was. The password manager generation scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the manager has obtained, it is not sure just what the password is. However, it is sure what it isn’t, within reason, and it knows what it was. It now subtracts what it should be from what it wasn’t, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of what it shouldn’t be, and what it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
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man i shoulda flown to O'Tortoise this shit slow af ‼️
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Heartwarming news: I'm going to kill the white man
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Unethical non monogamy because we heat our orgy bed with coal
subtoot, police violence
white people will literally see someone sitting or laying down outside, assume they're unhoused, and call the cops on them
and they think they're helping
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the harder you click the more the computer knows you mean it
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Fare-free transit just makes sense. We want people on the bus or train instead of driving. So it should be the easy choice. No scrounging for cash or filling up a card, just hop on.
It's more sustainable, it reduces traffic deaths and air pollution, and it makes cities more livable to have fewer cars.
And: there's nothing radical about it. We've got free parking frickin' everywhere even though cities' costs to provide clean well-paved asphalt are far from free.
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hey friend ol bunny ol pal
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Bunny Holly (singer) vs. Bunny Holly (fediverse user)
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in light of the news today of pawoo.net being acquired by the “web3” ghouls behind mstdn.jp and mastodon.cloud i would like to share fhe following:
“acquisition” of mastodon instances is, in my opinion, antithetical to the foundational basis of decentralised and federated social networks. Far from normal acquisitions where there’s at least “intellectual property” and proprietary software, acquiring an instance running on open-source software can only mean that the users themselves were sold.
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"oh but what if they get hurt"
yeah sure, what if, right? what if you choke on your dinner or fall down the stairs on your way to a doctor's appointment? fuck you
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disabled folks fuck, and if you police their sexuality or feign concern about it, it's ableist as hell
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uspol
if they're over 35 and a natural-born us citizen, ain't no rule sayin' a frog can't be president
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well excuse ME for being goated with the sauce 🙄
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
