Theranos Board of Directors 
@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Liberal voice I'm just saying if getting rid of hunger and poverty and climate change was so easy they'd have done it already and it's a bit presumptuous of you to say that they can and just choose not to i mean what, you expect me to believe that the governments and corporations are all working together to make things worse for everyone? Come on now don't be a conspiracy theorist that'd be ridiculous and very illegal plus we could just vote them out if we found out
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
#BlackMastodon @blackmastodon
Here’s a very robust list of Mental Health resources for Black folks & BIPOC folks:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/13YyKTKMPXuGIlhvDIglahTHaodRh-stI--QRigQfK-o
Please Boost 💜🙏🏾
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Gender Explained!
(relettered version because it was a bit hard to read)
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
gonna go be transgender in public, anyone need anything?
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
thinking about how one time I made a post so bad, @dragon sent me a picture of her making a super disgusted face
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
by the way, fuck websites that ask you to call them when you try to use the tools on their webpage. I know you were just too lazy to implement it, so let's not beat around the bush and pretend like it's not working or that you're "experiencing a higher than normal call volume"
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Can someone give us John Mastodon's contact info? Weird that we don't have it
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Ok, this was a lot easier when y'all were only on a handful of social media sites. This fediverse is going to make things challenging.
Why do you hate America.
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
The trans urge to 
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Transfem lesbians🤝 transmasc lesbians
Being so fucking HOT HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THEM AAAA HOOOLY FUCK WHOAH WOWZA HOW DO THEY DO IT WHEW
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
you're a meme one
mister Grinch
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
munch. and furthermore, crunch.
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
I keep seeing that “first they came for the journalists” sign, and it pisses me off so much, because when they came for muslims, immigrants, and trans people, mainstream journalists normalized it and reported it as “both sides”. Somehow it didn’t count for them until it was happening to them personally, which is *exactly* what the fucking poem was warning against in the first place.
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
hey I just got back from the cool bitch store, they're wondering when you'll be back in stock
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
So wait at what point do we stop calling him website boy and start calling him John?
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Please boost if you’re still masking indoors (in public places)
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
John Mastodon-chan
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
someone put vulture in the kobold wiggler, quick!
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
all caps
PUT ME THROUGH THE WRINGER, COACH, MY BODY HURTS
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
