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type of person who sees a single innocuous goofy silly little post of mine and immediately sends a follow request, completely unaware that I'm a horny slut and dastardly trickster on main

timeline too glow disease
*the timeline glows too brightly to view these posts*

domme at reader 

getting frustrated and picking you up and tucking you firmly into bed

I'm the kind of girl that WILL fold you in half. independent sources can confirm this

firearm safety, uspol 

right wing chuds have the absolute worst trigger discipline i've ever seen, they routinely muzzleflash themselves and their compatriots, they have no respect for the weapon or the responsibility it demands of its user, and they all around make a better argument for gun control than the dems could ever hope 2

When I say ACAB it includes CPS, adoption agencies, firemen, homeless shelters, emergency services and most group foster homes.

At some point a desire to minimize "drama" acquires all of the repressive and intrinsically conservative qualities of calls to "leave politics out of it" --

Not a fan of "drama" myself, but ignoring politics isn't a luxury I can afford. And what is drama is often at root political and what is political is nearly always ... dramatic.

caps, these queers bash back 

WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE

caps, these queers bash back 

WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE WE KEEP US SAFE

That's right friends, only post about crimes you committed or intend to commit in Minecraft™

type of person who's so pathetic and helpless that they turn subs into doms

In hitchikers guide to the galaxy there is a cow that scientist genetically modified to want to be eaten (in order to solve the ethical problems with eating meat.) and so the cow approaches their table and is like, "how about you try my shoulder its delicious" (paraphrase from memory)

This is what I feel like when I have to do a self review at work.

Actually the so-called “liberal” “justices” can keep breathing if they kill the other five and renounce their positions forever, and the Piscataway tribe gets to dynamite the goddamn building.

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Meme format aside, scotus is absolutely one of the most evil, regressive, and reactionary organizations in human history. Every single “civil rights victory” has come at a 6-3 decision at best, more usually 5-4, and the incredibly bad ones outnumber them by far.

94% percent of justices (lol) have been not only white, not only cis, not only heterosexual, but white, cis, het, AND Ivy League educated all together.

NINETY FOUR PERCENT.

Kill em all and dig up the dead ones to kill em again.

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Fuck the United States Supreme Court.

All my homies hate the United States Supreme Court.

Evil ass, fuckin dread lich ass lookin, Dred Scott enslaving motherfuckers.

I do a lot of drugs. I do so many drugs. I'm a drug person.

that refreshing feeling of nobody having any idea who you are

Incomprehensible transference of data packets 

Y'all ever want to meep morp but then your goop goes Sorry link come back when you're a little mmmmm

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