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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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Tacoma is called the "City of Destiny" because the Elite Four is there
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I love being on mastodon cause i can be 23 making peepee poopoo jokes and y'all will laugh and then go back to talking about philosophy or politics or programming or botany or whatever
plural systems discussing the mechanics of their headspaces > any science fiction ever written
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I don't 'get' bitches, the bitches are incomprehensible to me
i'm literally a bottle of nyquil
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I'm an incomprehensible little goblin when I'm in the car alone. other people say they are and then I get in the car with them and they do some weird little stuff but like. damn they're neurotypical brained about it
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Are you enjoying the comfort of your Tesla electric vehicle?
Has your car automatically locked and is driving itself to San Francisco?
Congrats! You have been chosen to work at Twitter until they can bring their staff back.
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a measly sum of money that COULD go to the local police department could INSTEAD be used to let me travel to Europe and cuddle with a bunch of cuties. think about that, liberals
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get over it already!!! it's 2012, girls are allowed to be a little bit sleepy
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fun fact: my posts are what you feel when you chew Five gum
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they tell me what I need. they try to sell me on their products and cures and remedies. what I need, in these trying times, is kissy on my forehead 🥰
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i love to "build an audience" on "mastodon"
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self promo
im charlotte
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I love you. bless you. *rolls you up in a big cozy blanket*
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I'm kind of a bandsaw kinnie, the way I'm oscillating rapidly and menacing you with my sharp, toothy edges
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Fun fact about the furry fandom: The first fursona was made by the black artist Ken Sample. If you're in the fandom, you just might have heard of him.
If this angers you, get the fuck out of my fandom.
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
