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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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Vulture "I'm Gay 🥺" Culture
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yeah, i'd seattle her mariners if you catch my drift
washing your ass is civ
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im yipping in the doctor's office
im yipping in the pharmacy
im yipping in the combination doctor's office/pharmacy
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I love you. bless you. *kisses your forehead to make your worries and stress go away and put your mind at ease*
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i think more sites should employ the Facebook "like" system where you can react with different emojis, except i think some reaction options should be downright hostile
hitting up posts with the 😡🖕❌
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"Why Are All The People I Follow On Mastodon Trans Women?" Asks Local "Man" Who Is About To Meet A Perfectly Identical Clone Of Himself In The Ruins Of A Fallen Ziggurat
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girls will be plural
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a B-flat is reached at the height of a glissando, sustained, wavers, and finally drops, as though its singer had run out of breath.
the soft purr of a two-stroke one-cylinder fills the early morning silence. its symphony, seemingly incessant, whisks you away from a pleasant dream, or early morning coffee, screaming "AWAKEN, SUBURBANITES, AND SHOW THANKS--
FOR YOUR LEAVES HAVE BEEN BLOWN."
the richbattlestar galactogogue (its just like the normal show except that two wet spots mysteriously appear on my shirt 30 seconds in)
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i've seen three talks at #CVQCon2022 so far and two of them were just rehashes of SawCon presentations from the summer, this sucks
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he turned into a pickle and I couldn't breathe. I didn't find it funny but my body refused to stop laughing. you ever experience that? your body just completely overwhelmed by an emotion you're not even feeling? it was horrifying. someone dragged me out of the room. didn't catch their name, but they saved my life. #CVQCon2022
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some kind of domme thing at reader I guess??? shitpost maybe??
my favorite sport is standing over you with one foot on your chest and telling you how cute you look down there
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home invasion may traumatize a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people not go to work ever again, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
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sherm is edge in philly
hey can anyone stop by the women's bathroom at #CVQcon2022 i fell in a k-hole and im being compressed like a jpeg
shoutouts to 9/11
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who lost their Doctor Honeytongue ULTRA RARE homestuck plush at #CVQCon2022
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
