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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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YOU MADE QUITE A NON-BINARY FUSS TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC TWEETS
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YOU MILLENNIAL LEFTISTS WHO NEVER LIVED A DAY UNDER NUCLEAR THREAT CAN NOW REFLECT UPON YOUR WOKE SKY
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Anne, la Cat-rina 
Cave Johnson here! Have you ever heard of the phrase "making someone roll over in his grave". Well, I came across it the other day, and had the boys in the lab hook up some generators. Limitless energy! All we have to do is offend some oldies. If you applied to get your gender transed, enter through door A. Make sure to keep wearing those Aperture Science reinforced knee-high socks after the procedure is done. They'll protect you from the vengeful spirits. We summoned a lot of vengeful spirits.
missed my ledgedash
how can you own land like wtf that's dirt god didn't put it there with anyone's name on it. who the hell did you buy it from? did they also try to sell you, like, a rainbow? or a river?
i should be allowed to take as many bath bombs from lush as i can fit in my pockets
vent, pers
i understand that having your place searched is part of renting but that does not make it any less triggering and anxiety-inducing
doesn't make it acceptable either, wishing all landlords a very jump off a cliff
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LOVE IT WHEN MY LANDLORD CASUALLY DOES A HOME INVASION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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markov toot
its bad actually
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asking for money help, please boost 
hello!
i need $35 for my phone bill, $70 for groceries, and $70 for medical weed ($175 total)
i have to work from home because i have asthma and catching covid is a major health risk for me. i've been doing freelance video editing (portfolio and contact info below) but that alone isn't enough to keep me afloat. i've also opened up my own etsy shop at http://jette.black
paypal: https://paypal.me/v33b33
cashapp: https://cash.app/$vantablack420
venmo: https://venmo.com/vantablack420
if you're interested in hiring me to video edit, my portfolio and contact info can be found at https://verticallyalignedcarbonnano.tube
thank you so much for saving my life multiple times and continuing to keep me alive, fediverse!!! 
makes it really hard to talk to him about US foreign policy
my cat has the zoomies
anyways shoutout to kobolds
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THEY STOLE A WHOLE FUCKING HOUR
A WHOLE
FUCKING
HOUR
AND IT CATCHES ME BY SURPRISE EVERY GODDAMN YEAR! FUCK! FORGET ABOUT YOUR GUNS THE GOVERNMENT IS ALREADY COMING FOR YOUR GODDAMN SLEEP SCHEDULE!!!
Sometimes it feels like god is trying to tell me something
you listen to ben shapiro because you agree with him an want to see the libs get owned
i listen to ben shapiro because it's the closest i can get to an uninterrupted audio track of cis people crying
txpol
a lot of LGBT+ people have a story like this. i want more queer stories like "i came out when I was three and my parents like to say they had two daughters born that year. i went on puberty blockers which are safe and reversible at 14, and estrogen at 18. i didn't have to be scared of losing my family, because they loved me unconditionally."
maybe that'll never happen. but you can do your part to make this dream a reality by "democratically voting" governor abbott out of tx.
txpol, pers, trauma
so this will create a lot of abused kids. and i don't want anyone to go through what i went through.
i showed signs of gender dysphoria as early as 3, and had them all beaten out of me. my parents outright told me that they would be disappointed if i "grew up gay." i had identified as nonbinary by 14 and stayed closeted even to myself for the next 4 years, because i was scared i would lose my family.
now the state intends to force that fear onto even accepted queer folks.
txpol, pers, trauma
and as an abuse survivor the idea that this is to "protect children" is laughable, the state has absolutely zero interest in protecting children and cps exists to keep families together. now they're going to start feeding trans kids into the already-falling apart foster care system that can't house the kids it already has? yeah that's bullshit. they can't enforce this even if it were somehow a good idea. plus, stopping someone from transitioning is traumatic...
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
