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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
is it 4am my time? maybe. am I awake? maybe. what matters is not what time we give ourselves but what we do with the time given to us. and rn I am pining
blaseball
As of Game 79, Yosh Carpenter of the Lovers has pitched 5 walks in their 16 games (139 IP), good for an average of 83.4 batters per walk.
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The most hilarious and scientifically plausible interpretation of the "pain box" from Dune is that it's a microwave oven with no door.
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If you're wondering why the US has Labor Day so far away from International Worker's Day, it's because it's a placating gesture from capitalists rather than honoring the socialists and anarchists who fought for an 8 hour work day.
Go read up on the Haymarket Affair. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=haymarket+affair
Stonewall was a riot, but Haymarket was a blast.
uspol
birdsite claims trump *hates* veterans. disappointed. mostly cause i actually agree with him on this one.
which has better energy yep or yup
"skate fast, eat ass, smoke grass" is just zoomer for "live, love, laugh"
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carcinization kink
uspol
the dems really do want to lose the election huh
drunk tooting again i dont have a problem
gonna start fucking around and wearing a boot on my head in every situation where I need to be taken seriously
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it’s not a radical position to say that the democratic party is effectively useless and ought to be abandoned by anyone with a conscience
cursed
games are *far* too political nowadays with all this forced dog representation
spent the last 57 hours playing as a dog in my favorite video game legend of Zelda: Zelda's the green dude right?
duckduckgo what makes an assembly unlawful
uspol, birdsite, fash ment
made a q stan mad on birdsite and now they're accusing me of being one of stalin's "useful idiots" how do i explain to them i am dumb as FUCK and have never been useful in my life
drunk tooting
gonna. listen to meglacanoa again. someone tell me how to pirate undertale. I'm. gonna do the pacifist run
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
