Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

the dems really do want to lose the election huh

gonna start fucking around and wearing a boot on my head in every situation where I need to be taken seriously

games are *far* too political nowadays with all this forced dog representation

spent the last 57 hours playing as a dog in my favorite video game legend of Zelda: Zelda's the green dude right?

duckduckgo what makes an assembly unlawful

made a q stan mad on birdsite and now they're accusing me of being one of stalin's "useful idiots" how do i explain to them i am dumb as FUCK and have never been useful in my life

gonna. listen to meglacanoa again. someone tell me how to pirate undertale. I'm. gonna do the pacifist run

this is gonna be the toot that gets me cancelled isn't it

BREAKING: local trans woman demands medical transition from major alt-right media figures "for shits and giggles"

gonna make a post about turning all the cis people trans and see if it gets my birdsite acct locked

while psychedelics are useful for spiritual development part of the experience SHOULD be enjoyment and folks who want to should absolutely be able to use them for the novelty of "hehe wall go melt" (and in fact focusing on the spiritual potential of psychedelics and not allowing yourself to have fun can take away from a lot of really high quality spiritual development! let yourself enjoy things)

mdma is probably more dangerous than regular users realize

weed is literally safer and more effective than tylenol, which we give to children (not advocating giving weed to kids just putting its schedule 1 classification into context)

and marijuana is as much a gateway drug into heroin (or really anything except a fondness for cats and an unhealthy amount of cheetos) as the Controlled Substances Act of 1972 was a gateway piece of legislation into good drug policy; i.e. not a damn bit.

yo getting stoned as fuck and caring about blaseball is one of life's simplest pleasures nowadays and the feds are fucking evil for trying to take this away from people

meglavonia

disappointed my beloved lovers have to face the shoe thieves round 1 cause no matter how it goes a team I like is getting knocked out round 1, but maybe we get to beat the steaks round 2. if the millenials fall off a cliff or smth

let's go lovers! huddle up cuddle up!

blahaj