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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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Being trans is good
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CBD is boneless weed
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D/s shitpost
emacs: File <filename> has changed on disk. Reread from disk? (yes or no)
me: "y"
emacs: Please answer yes or no.
me: u-um... "yes"
emacs: yes *what*?
me, somehow typing smaller: ...... "yes mxtress"
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"I put the 'cute' in 'seven consecutive mental breakdowns"
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Unequaled wife, unequaled life
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lewd, bad french
ônly the highest quality content here
lewd, bad french
i had to install an entirely new keyboard for that shitpost y'all better appreciate the effort going into this
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s'il vous plaît, madame... je voudrais voir vos pieds... seulment un photo, c'est tout que je veux de ma Déesse... merci beaucoup, maîtresse.........
in this essay i'm fixin' to
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QueerPaladin 
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Amazon Prime Day Walkout ++
In protest of exploitative working conditions, workers at Amazon warehouses are withdrawing their labour on Amazon Prime Day. Workers will staging a walk out during Prime Day, on Monday 15th and Tuesday 16th July
Don't scab.
This also means avoiding:
- IMDB
- Audible
- twitch
- GoodReads
- comixology
- Whole Foods
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a pack of solar punks stalking, then working together to take down an SUV like a tribe of ancient hunters taking down a mastodon. They will eat well tonight.
lewd shitpost
(to the tune of i'm just a bill)
i'm just a tankie
yes i'm only a tankie
and i'm hoping that mistress gives me spankies
the only difference between hacker typing and bottomy keysmashing is the facial expression you use
hackers are all like 😤but bottoms are all like 😳
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due to ethical reasons i'm currently searching for a way to take a leave of absence from being white, if you have any suggestions please dm me
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"Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally satire because that is, um, impossible. It's now stated without irony.
"Just a few bad apples," when referring to police, conveniently ignoring the full aphorism ials actually: One bad apple *spoils the bunch.*
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which one of these ancient evil liches will die first
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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
