Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

reading the constitution rn this shit is CRAZYYYY

they find me attractive because of my collarbones

Nepeta is called that because she is related to the New Economic Policy of the early Soviet Union. The NEPmen were businesspeople who were allowed to exist during Lenin's government, they were allowed to do private trade and took part in a form of small-scale capitalism.

Nepeta, along with the rest of the NEPmen, was "disappeared" after Stalin's rise to power.

Charon, Ferryman of the River Styx 🤝 Commercial Airline Pilots

declaring souls

after arriving home from work, you log on to an Internet chatroom run by your friend, Rose. you and some other punks use the Internet to keep in touch from great distances, and it has largely supplanted the art of letter-writing.

your friend, Aiden, is on-line right now; you recognize his user name, "killthestate69." he's sharing a website created by his roommate where a handful of local bands have their music for sale. you recognize one name, Lily Crystal. you're proud to say that you own her latest album, Nixon & The Great Satan, on cassette tape, which you ordered through the mail. you don't have a cassette player in your car, but you're fortunate enough that your stereo at home has one. nothing good is ever on the radio, you only ever buy directly from the artist these days.

"I totally adore N&TGS," you fawn. "it's really goof," you mistype. "goof," Aiden mocks you. "goof," Rose mocks you. "goof," Cynder mocks you. "goof," "ironmansballsweat" mocks you.

help i'm alive

thank you, plantains. I've eaten you three times today and you rock so fucking hard

kids show villains say shit like "I've had ENOUGH of you HUMANS with your HEELYS and your EMPATHY and your MICROSOFT SQL MANAGEMENT OBJECTS, I am SICK OF IT ALL" but then they get a single morsel of xe/xyr bussy and are all like "wooah... you can eat just the cream of an oreo? you don't have to eat the cookie part?? 🥺"

*elmer fudd voice* sshhh, I'm hunting aewromowrphs *puts surface to air missile launcher on shoulder*

I love New England town names. why yes, I'll be going to that show in Milfsborough next weekend. in fact, just this last Saturday I went to Dudehampton to visit Soggy Bottoms State Park. I heard Keith went to the marsh at Cumpton Downs this last weekend as well, but had to get an Uber back from North Fuckbridge because he missed the last train

constructed from 2004 to 2006, the Chicago ‘Bean’ is responsible for the 2007-2008 financial crisis

On June 26th, 2015, same sex marriage was made legal in all 50 states. Today, the 3rd of September 2023, I am making opposite sex marriage illegal in all 50 states

it's just past eight and i'm feeling young and reckless 🕗

the ribbon on my wrist says, "do not open before christmas" 🎁

#vantaradio

we're only liars but we're the best

we're only good for the latest trends

we're only good 'cause you can have almost famous friends

besides, we've got such good fashion sense

#vantaradio