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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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SPONSORED: This #TransDayOfVisibility, we're asking everyone to post photos showing trans pride and joy 👏 preferably with identifiable faces — Palantir
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gonna change my legal name to Scam Likely
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hi small reminder, in the coming times please please do your best to cw transphobic stuff
yes i know it's important to share and make cis people aware of whats going on, but please. im so exhausted of being aware
yes i know it's important to share and make cis people aware of whats going on, but please. im so exhausted of being aware
ableism
if you are a "parent" of an Autistic child and you are joining the tylenol class-action lawsuits:
- what
- no
- stop
- if you get a payout give it to your child they deserve it for having to deal with you, plus it's their autism
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Hans from Stuttgart and his cousin Kurt from Vienna. Austria has just as many of these types of guy and they should not be forgiven
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I don't know which Germans need to hear this but historically you have not exactly been unproblematic on the issues of race. this applies to Austrians too, you don't get a free pass
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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."
the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."
with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.
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hiiiii timeline, who wants headpats?? 🫳
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"ketamine is the opium of the masses" -karl "B.J." marx
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reminder that nobody from the bush administration was ever held accountable
hs
baby battle has reached a truce so they can come together against a common enemy:
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i dislike seeing screenshots of 4chan posts being posted places because it means someone is still using 4chan in 2023
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since I started HRT, I'm coming to really appreciate how copper and manganese sound. but I guess it's kind of a stereotype for me to be getting into transition metal
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that boy you bullied in high school? he's somebody's hot trophy wife now. think about that
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BORN TO PLANT 🌱
PROPERTY IS A FUCK 💣
鬼神 Reap Em All 1997
I am trash girl
410,757,864,530 DEAD NIMBYS
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wishing you three consecutive scores for your loved ones on this very happy St. Hat Trick's Day
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I'm the president of being a hot fuckin babe
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
