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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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I'm the sleepiest woman in this bed. and with your help, we could change that
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crossing things off lists? feels good as hell.
sanding a piece of wood? feels good as hell.
crossing off "sand that piece of wood" from your list? baby, that's jazz
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I ride by a suburban utility vehicle everyday on my way to work and it has a recycle sticker on the back which really sums up liberal environmentalism. Unnecessary excess while telling people to do their part by doing actions that are basically performative.
nsfw and terrible
docker? no thanks, i'm circumcised
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girls will literally practice their modes and scales
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this was mostly a joke about what I'm doing right now but I'm actually finding a lot of value in this
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an important part of making music is not making music and instead reading about theory and listening to jazz
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she mixo on my lydian til I augmented fourth
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ugh, fuck. FUCK. umm yeah. hehehe. jazz.
liberals love to blame minorities for their own oppression because they didn't vote hard enough
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random drunk trans girl thought
I LOVE HAVING TITS
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distortion is really good. I'm just going to make the nastiest, grimiest, most difficult to listen to music. and then I'm going to inflict it on others.
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Remember kids; there is no propaganda in the west. It's only propaganda if it comes from the Propaganda region of the former USSR; everywhere else it's called sparkling advertising.
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Amber Camille Aeonja luci Dawn Ixia Azalea Harmonia
GO -> go inside
INSIDE
and look 👀 LOOK
go inside and look
👁️ < 🧑 👩👨
GO INSIDE and look at GAY PEOPLE
NOW YOU SEE IT NOW YOU SEE
INSIDE
and look 👀 LOOK
go inside and look
👁️ < 🧑 👩👨
GO INSIDE and look at GAY PEOPLE
NOW YOU SEE IT NOW YOU SEE
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happy birthday to women!!!
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third rail to USB-PD adapter
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just typed this in a DM
default copy paste cishet couple with 1.8 kids and 1.1 cars
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juggalx clussy
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are you a bad enough dude to defed from mastodon dot social 
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
