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- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
family, pers, vent, but funny
sorry mom, if you didn't want me to call you a "easily hoodwinked neurotic Whole-Foods store brand cracker" you should have had me vaccinated.
drug use (mine)
whippets with the polycule > anything a het relationship could offer me
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open for awa yaugh hoop waugh
yoyoyoyo yaugh bogga bogga bogga hoopoe nib nib nib nib awaaaaaga! wow!!
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ASMR you're trying to read a book but a bunny is chewing the pages
potential future mass death incident
can't wait for a commercial airliner's transponder to fail over the Bering Strait so the USAF can finally have their KAL 007 moment, killing hundreds instantly
since they seem to be FOX-3ing everything with a heat signature above Angels 18 it is only a matter of time
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boost this post if you:
* have a crush on a mutual
* have begun questioning your gender identity
* are the the unidentified high altitude object shot down by the US military in Alaskan airspace near midday on Friday February 10 2023
no one will ever know which
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girls love me because I'm fucking batshit incomprehensible and occasionally cute
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@shrugdealer I'm glad it's only the Republican water table that's gonna get wrecked by this /s
What a heartless disaster of a take besides.
OH, mh- but funny
"I'm seeing someone. Not, like, I'm cheating on you. I'm hallucinating."
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wait, so there was no impostor? and all these deaths were explainable by perfectly natural processes? ugh! bogus amogus!!
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when I was a young boy I wanted to grow up to become an astronaut, but instead I grew up to become a hot trans dyke, which is at least twice as cool
what was the plural stockbroker arrested for?
insider trading
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5 Hyperpop Artists To Play if You’re Trying To Kill MeeMaw
https://thehardtimes.net/blog/5-hyperpop-artists-to-play-if-youre-trying-to-kill-meemaw/
uspol
sorry for anyone who saw me post about the super bowl yesterday i just saw a hauntological entity and had some feelings stirred up about it which could only be expressed through the medium of vaguely poetic ramblings. anyways yeah shoutouts to the Kansas City Chiefs All-Women's F-35 Flyover of Super Bowl 57, maintain FL200 and stand by for antiracist clearance once you have reached a more convenient season
cultural osmosis jones
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to cis people, through a weirding module: shuuuuuuuuuut UP
ph -
my insomniac ass could not possibly in ten thousand years be eepy
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re: livetooting homestuck. spoilers. 5
ah, so the bitch who hurt my special boy is Vriska. Don't care, I hate her
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re: livetooting homestuck. spoilers. 5
Tavros has a cat allergy and is so sweet and gentle with everyone and I love this beautiful boy
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
