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@twisted@pixie.town
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- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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snail rodeo snail rodeo snail rodeo
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Vulture Fact: Apologies and congratulations! I'm your girlfriend now. Good for you! So sorry about this!
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I'm polyamorous because if I'm awake and not receiving affection, my body turns back into a cloud of stardust and returns to the night sky. I'm a creature of the cosmic ether kept coherent and tangible solely by the power of true love
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trans girl hiding behind blahaj is truly the facebook cis guy in truck with wraparound sunglasses of the fediverse
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OH: *pained groaning* I'm gonna get big and round so I can crush capitalism.
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horny post
how to cure horny 2023 solved
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breaking news: i'm really attractive
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bugs, bad
they call it the world wide web because of the writhing pit full of spiders at the bottom of your home timeline
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the queers are already armed. im so tired and i can't afford any more ammo. when are the rest of yall getting guns
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*picking another flower off your head* of course you have bloom hair and pronouns
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drink water
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horny
going up to my "asexual top" sign and flipping the smaller sign underneath that now says "open for business" (the other side said "thinking about Bionicle")
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subtoot
what the fuck is she talking about
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@schratze (original Susie art taken from here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Deltarune/comments/q0bkhq/i_drew_wide_susie_cause_why_not/)
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One day, we’re going to talk honestly about how white queers of all stripes – cis, trans et al – more often than not use their societal marginalisation as cover for the bigotry they’ve yet to contend with.
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yr "ACAB" is meaningless till you stop conceptualizing incarceration as Bad People Containment
au where all the homestuck cast are in the same plural system: frontstuck
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it's so hard to find a femboy to share a sweet and tender moment with these days
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*dissociates cutely*
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they should add me to forntite
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
