Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

someone: "You're really cute but I'm gonna be honest your mannerisms make me feel like I'm talking to a kid on GaiaOnline circa 2010s and it's really off-putting..."

me: "i'm gonna choose to take that as a compliment" *blocks them everywhere lmaosies*

i wanna pin this quote to my chest like a badge of honor

happy ace attorney day

type of guy who snorts his cholesterol medication

your girlfriend is my boyfriend (fae's genderfluid)

Girlclock

hammerhead blahaj

the nap zapper (I zap you and you get a little rest)

u r a qt ❤️

heyyyyooooo

hey you're really aesthetically pleasing but the very foundation of the way you go about communicating with other human beings, as fundamentally social animals, i find to be personally distasteful and i'm gonna insult you about it

like it's not an exaggeration to call my "mannerisms" what they are -- the core of my being

if humans are social animals

and our survival over many millennia has been due to this

it could be said that our most important feature is the ability to communicate and socialize

i know that's certainly my favorite hobby

so like... telling someone the way they neurodivergently communicate is wrong is... mean

you're basically telling them there's something wrong with them fundamentally

↖️ this girl can be kissed! wow!

accidentally misgendering someone by assigning them randomized neopronouns

I'm sleepy for girls 🥺

I'm hot and gay and I should be allowed to fall asleep in someone's arms imo

I'd like to think I'm pretty good at kissing, but it's been a little while - someone should help me practice

I don't care about QTs (quote tweets), I care about QTs (cuties)

type of guy who runs a normal website (Eugen "Website Boy" Gargron)

dick like a slide whistle 🥵🎶