Theranos Board of Directors @twisted@pixie.town

I'd like to think I'm pretty good at kissing, but it's been a little while - someone should help me practice

I don't care about QTs (quote tweets), I care about QTs (cuties)

type of guy who runs a normal website (Eugen "Website Boy" Gargron)

dick like a slide whistle 🥵🎶

type of girl who might call you babe (that's me, I'm this girl)

Making a post on liberals.democracy:

hello fellow enlightened centrists! I sure love democracy! I'm democrazy you might say! haha, that's just a fun little joke. anyway I'm off to the polls! remember it doesn't matter who you vote for as long as you vote! kony2012!

public service announcement: if you're a liberal on my timeline I will kill you

"[event] fractured humanity into seven ideological factions" is a hilarious premise to me. I think you mean unified

The password manager knows what your password is at all times. It knows this because it knows what it isn’t. By subtracting what it is from what it isn’t, or what it isn’t from what it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The password generation subsystem uses deviations to generate random passwords to get your password from what it is to what it isn’t, and arriving at one it wasn’t, it now is. Consequently, what it is, is now what it wasn’t, and it follows that the password that it was, is now the password that it isn’t. In the event that the password that it is is not the password that it wasn’t, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between what the password is, and what it wasn’t. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the password generator. However, the manager must also know what it was. The password manager generation scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the manager has obtained, it is not sure just what the password is. However, it is sure what it isn’t, within reason, and it knows what it was. It now subtracts what it should be from what it wasn’t, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of what it shouldn’t be, and what it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

man i shoulda flown to O'Tortoise this shit slow af ‼️

Heartwarming news: I'm going to kill the white man

Unethical non monogamy because we heat our orgy bed with coal

the harder you click the more the computer knows you mean it