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@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
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Gender Explained!
(relettered version because it was a bit hard to read)
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gonna go be transgender in public, anyone need anything?
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thinking about how one time I made a post so bad, @dragon sent me a picture of her making a super disgusted face
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by the way, fuck websites that ask you to call them when you try to use the tools on their webpage. I know you were just too lazy to implement it, so let's not beat around the bush and pretend like it's not working or that you're "experiencing a higher than normal call volume"
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Can someone give us John Mastodon's contact info? Weird that we don't have it
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Ok, this was a lot easier when y'all were only on a handful of social media sites. This fediverse is going to make things challenging.
Why do you hate America.
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The trans urge to 
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Transfem lesbians🤝 transmasc lesbians
Being so fucking HOT HOLY SHIT HAVE YOU SEEN THEM AAAA HOOOLY FUCK WHOAH WOWZA HOW DO THEY DO IT WHEW
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you're a meme one
mister Grinch
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munch. and furthermore, crunch.
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I keep seeing that “first they came for the journalists” sign, and it pisses me off so much, because when they came for muslims, immigrants, and trans people, mainstream journalists normalized it and reported it as “both sides”. Somehow it didn’t count for them until it was happening to them personally, which is *exactly* what the fucking poem was warning against in the first place.
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hey I just got back from the cool bitch store, they're wondering when you'll be back in stock
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So wait at what point do we stop calling him website boy and start calling him John?
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Please boost if you’re still masking indoors (in public places)
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John Mastodon-chan
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someone put vulture in the kobold wiggler, quick!
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all caps
PUT ME THROUGH THE WRINGER, COACH, MY BODY HURTS
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John mastodon who was gargron mastodon's brother was one day in an office tooting on this computer
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a plural surgeon? you mean an operating system?
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
