Theranos Board of Directors 
@twisted@pixie.town
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
So wait at what point do we stop calling him website boy and start calling him John?
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Please boost if you’re still masking indoors (in public places)
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
John Mastodon-chan
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
someone put vulture in the kobold wiggler, quick!
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
all caps
PUT ME THROUGH THE WRINGER, COACH, MY BODY HURTS
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
John mastodon who was gargron mastodon's brother was one day in an office tooting on this computer
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
a plural surgeon? you mean an operating system?
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
faving my alt's post to feed myself dopamine
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
there's just. so many things
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
Being John Mastodon, a movie where we all take turns being John Mastodon, creator of Mastodon
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
prosodic foot fetish
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
and furthermore, and I cannot stress this enough, doggy girls
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
I hope you're into girls who are sleepy, because that's me
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
fun fact: we could be friends. or even lovers
Theranos Board of Directors
boosted
boosted
neko arc welder
- pronouns
- it/its, she/her, they/them
- we are
- queer, trans, Mad, armed, sexy, and white (of the roundhead Alpine race responsible for the degeneration of western society)
- we like
- women, men, and those who refuse to be contained by such rigid categories; also hockey, music of all kinds except post- 9/11 country, 9/11, the Super Smash Bros series of fighting games, good whiskey, mid weed, Bonnanno's Armed Joy, and OTC medicine abuse
22, end of a european colonizer bloodline on stolen Wichita land.
Profile picture is tucker carlson, used without permission. Banner is a gradient of bisexual light decorated with a bottle of Nyquil and the text "whoa hey bisexual light this person must be really gay."
Joined Jun 2019
