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covid, caps, dystopia 

DO NOT SUCCUMB TO DESPAIR, LOYAL CITIZENS. MINDFULNESS EXERCISES ARE AVAILABLE FROM SEVERAL MAJOR RETAILERS.

it's me, the devious little gal who put a bomb inside your computer! teehee!!

Travel 

America has been kept safe from my son's shaving cream. Thank you, TSA

Meta, fedi racism 

If you as a white person see a BIPOC calling out racism on here and you drop into their mentions to call them racist, please do us all a favor and take a long relaxing walk into the ocean

I can't believe there are boosters on this website. What is this, a space ship?

100% of my humor is based on whatever the last post i saw on my timeline said

Thanksgiving? haha more like no thanks! giving! hahaha whew
bites you

dissociation 

watching myself have a mental breakdown in third person and thinking "damn i kinda look good though"

it actually kind of bums me out how just about everyone I know is white, and it feels like even acknowledging that is somehow racist of me

running a single user instance from my cabin in the Montana wilderness

me, stepping out of the witch-wiggling factory, covered in pale gray dust, people are screaming and fleeing for their life
me: "wiggler's broke."

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